For the hikers who treat every trail like a road trip with kids in the backseat. Whether it’s mile 0.3 or mile 13, you’ve asked it, you’ll ask it again, and now your shirt does the talking. Perfect for snack breaks, dramatic sighs, and pretending your Fitbit is broken.

• 100% cotton
• classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• pre-shrunk jersey knit


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

To obtain chest measurement, simply double the width dimension.