The perfect uniform for people with mysterious plans (aka naps, snacks, and ignoring group texts). Wear it to politely decline hikes, brunches, weddings, or anything that requires real pants. It’s not a no — it’s a vibe.

• 100% cotton
• classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• pre-shrunk jersey knit


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

To obtain chest measurement, simply double the width dimension.